This article in English! (so you Dutch people can't read it)

Hello. This article is in English, so the Dutch can't understand it. Look! I am speaking English!

Here are the people who will be able to read this (unless you are Dutch and know English)

• The guy who gets 50p every time someone says "hate hate hat"
• The flightless bird that will happily shut the hell up
• The ex-writer of excessive vanity on the Illogicopedia
• The guy with the long, random, colourful, not Dutch or English and yellow thing that looks shocked signature
• The guy who on the Illogicopedia has more articles than me when he joined almost a month ago
• The young lad which is from yorkshire so not many British understand him.

Maybe more.